Today is National Gorilla Suit Day and everyone should have fond memories of their mothers preparing the traditional holiday meal by calling up Monkey In The Middle Pizza Co. and ordering the two and a half foot Gorilla Pizza delivered to your door by a loyal employee in a gorilla suit. Remember hanging the beautiful two-colored silk-screened box on the wall (NOT by the fire with care..danger) and singing carols to PUNY for designing it in the first place? Here's a shot across the bow Hallmark, we get to commercailize this one.

Labels: monkey in the middle